Welcome to You.CanSuckMyBalls.Com!
Ever feel so compelled to bitch about something that pisses you off, so irritated that someone or something would have the unmitigated gaul to do what they're doing that you just wanna scream? You could stand out on a milk crate in the middle of your town hollaring your rant at passer-by, or you could sign up for a FREE subdomain on www.suckmyballs.com and get your message out to THE WORLD!

What You'll Get With Your FREE Account:

A subdomain on cansuckmyballs.com with blogging software all set up for you to just let loose! Hate your cell phone company's outrageous charges? Howabout letting the world know at VerizonWireless.CanSuckMyBalls.Com? Pissed off at your state's legislature? Well, you get the idea:)

A FREE email address at your subdomain that you can have forwarded to any address of your choosing...how cool is that?

Apologies for the plain text HTML - a real site will be up soon. For now you can shoot us an email at you@cansuckmyballs.com if you just cant wait to let the focus of your discontent have it. Tell us who your pissed at in a few well crafted sentances, and you'll be set to go!

Just Two Rules:

1.) Racism, Slander, etc will not be tolerated. Keep your animosity constructive and civil, or your account will be removed without warning.

2.) You must keep your site updated at least twice a month!

That's it, have at it!